Speechless...

There are certain times when you just know just don't know what to say. There have been numerous such instances and here are a few that I can recollect.

Winners

My friend had been to a cricket tournament during weekend and when I met him on Monday in office he was pretty sad. I went up to him and asked him the reason. He told me that his team lost in the finals. I then asked who won the tournament. He replied, “The opposite team".

Username

In one of my projects, I was helping the client with testing the various interfaces. The users wanted to test an application which was not available for testing earlier. No one seemed to be aware of the application and finally somehow I got a person who knew it. He installed it and I tried accessing it. It prompted me for a username and password. I asked the person for the same. He replied to me in mail - "Rohan, We don't have any usernames and password for this application".

Leave

One of my friends went to his lead to ask for a leave.

Friend: I want leave on Monday and Tuesday.

Lead: Why?

Friend: My sister’s marriage.

Lead: Hmm… (Staring at his outlook calendar for a couple of minutes).

Lead: Can’t you postpone it?

Friend: %^&*$#@